A royle family moment…

Shopping with mum today in Manchester (I am now shattered and all shopped out/skint). We treat ourselves to a snack in the Illy coffee bar in Selfridges, and I’m looking for a snack on the menu that is wheat free, as I find it makes me rather bloated at best, and ill at worst. They don’t have anything on the menu so I ask and the girl says no. Mum says ‘can’t you have a sandwich?’. Nooooooo. ‘Here, have some scone. Don’t you want one?’ Let me see, are bread and scones made with flour made from wheat? Hmmmmmm…
Just reminds me of Grandma in the Royle Family, on the discovery that her grandson’s girlfriend is a vegetarian, saying ‘can she have wafer thin ham?’